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As per the page-a-day calendar in my book, THAT IS ALL, today is the first day of RAGNAROK, a term borrowed from Norse legend and Marvel Comics encompassing:

-The collapse of the US dollar and the rise of THE BEEF JERKY DOLLAR.

-The failure of all world governments, including the Secret World Government known as YALE UNIVERSITY 

-The wedding of robots and humans—officiated by a thumb drive containing the disembodied brain of Ray Kurzweil—known as THE SINGULARITY.

-THE BLOOD WAVE

-The return of the 700 ANCIENT AND UNSPEAKABLE ONES

-the efforts by Stephen King to publish a new, EXTRA-LONG edition of “The Stand”

-and the end of human time, as predicted by the Mayans, precisely on December 21, 2012

DO NOT BE ALARMED. I will be with you here until the VERY END, updating this tumblr with what will happen TODAY IN RAGNAROK, beginning TODAY.

Click above to hear THE BEGINNING OF THE END, and if you wish to skip ahead, you may always purchase THAT IS ALL, currently on sale for $12.50 at Amazon and Barnes and Noble NOW. 

That is all. 

(Source: hodgman)

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